I Treated My Best Friend Like A Case, And Now He's In My Bed

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When a dense fog traps them in their flat, the brilliant detective Sherlock Holmes turns his analytical mind on his best friend, Dr. Watson, and makes a shocking deduction: he's in love. This intellectual puzzle soon becomes a passionate physical experiment, as years of unspoken admiration erupt into a secret, forbidden affair behind the doors of 221B Baker Street.

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Chapter 1

The Aberration of Baker Street

The Abernathy diamond case was dead. Drowned in a sea of yellow-gray fog that had pressed against our windows for three days, suffocating London and, more importantly, my mind. All that potential—a locked room, a vanished thief, a trail gone cold before it could even begin—dissolved into the miasma. The telegram confirming the cancellation lay crumpled on the mantelpiece, a testament to my profound and escalating boredom. My thoughts, deprived of a problem to solve, ricocheted around my skull like trapped birds.

Across from me, Dr. John Watson sat in his armchair, utterly immune to my agitation. The sight of his placid contentment was an irritant, a variable I could not account for. My focus, having nowhere else to go, settled on him. It was not a casual glance but a full, forensic sweep.

Observation: Subject is seated, posture relaxed but not slumped. The spine maintains a certain military rigidity, a habit ingrained from his years in the service. His left hand supports a medical journal, thumb pinning the lower corner of the page. The nail on said thumb is clipped short, clean. The knuckles are thick, the hand itself broad and capable. I have seen that hand set a bone, stitch a wound, and steady a revolver with equal, unwavering competence.

My analysis shifted from the visual to the olfactory. The air was thick with the scent of his pipe tobacco, a blend of Arcadia mixture he favored. It was a familiar smell, as much a part of 221B as the scent of my chemical reagents or Mrs. Hudson’s polish. But now, I found myself dissecting it. It clung to the wool of his jumper, a comforting, earthy aroma. Beneath it, I could detect the fainter, sharper scent of carbolic soap from his morning wash. And beneath that, something else. The simple, unadorned scent of the man himself. It was a data point without purpose, yet my mind logged it with an unnerving precision.

Then there was the sound. The only sound in the room, apart from the crackle of the fire and the frantic thrumming of my own pulse, was Watson’s breathing. It was a steady, rhythmic cadence. Inhale, a quiet, even draw of air. Exhale, a soft release, punctuated by the faintest wheeze—a lingering echo of the Jezail bullet that had shattered his shoulder in Afghanistan. I had heard him breathe in his sleep, a sound of profound peace that I often found infuriating during my own bouts of insomnia. Now, in the oppressive silence of the fog-bound afternoon, it was the only constant, the only piece of predictable data in a world that had ground to a halt. The steady rise and fall of his chest beneath the thick wool was a maddeningly simple mechanism, and I found myself staring, tracking the movement, cataloging the rhythm as if it were a clue. The case was gone, but here was a new problem. A new, deeply unsettling puzzle presented in the form of my friend.

“For God’s sake, Holmes, you’ll wear a groove in the floorboards.” Watson’s voice, calm and measured, sliced through my internal monologue. He set his journal aside with a quiet thud. “If your mind requires a problem, let us give it one of a practical nature.”

He gestured with his chin towards the corner of the room that served as my laboratory. It was a disaster of my own making—a chaotic landscape of beakers stained with unknown precipitates, unlabeled vials, and burners crusted with the residue of a hundred experiments. “Let’s bring some order to that chemical station. It’s a miracle you haven’t poisoned us both in our sleep.”

The suggestion was insulting. My station was a map of my thoughts, its chaos a necessary byproduct of genius. Tidiness was the hobgoblin of little minds. I was about to deliver a scathing retort on the subject when I caught his eye. There was no judgment there, only a steady, practical concern. And the alternative—continuing to pace while my brain devoured itself—was infinitely worse.

“Very well, Watson,” I conceded, the words feeling foreign on my tongue. “If it will alleviate your domestic anxieties.”

We moved to the corner, the space immediately shrinking around us. The air grew thick with the sharp tang of acetic acid and the fainter, almond-like scent of cyanide. I began to catalogue the vials while Watson, with a sigh of forbearance, picked up a rag to wipe down the soot-stained tabletop.

He was a force of quiet order in my world of deliberate entropy. His movements were efficient, economical. Where I would have shoved items aside, he lifted each piece of glassware, wiped beneath it, and set it down with a surgeon’s care. Our shoulders brushed as he reached for a bottle of ether, the contact of his solid frame against my own sending a strange signal through my nervous system. It wasn't unpleasant. It was… data. A point of stability in the swirling vortex of my thoughts.

I reached for a rack of test tubes just as he reached for a glass pipette resting beside it. The backs of our hands met. His skin was warm, the fine hairs on his knuckles rough against my own. It was a simple, accidental contact that lasted no more than a second, yet my mind seized upon it, analyzing it with the same intensity I would afford a footprint at a crime scene. The warmth did not recede when he pulled his hand away. It lingered, a localized heat that felt entirely illogical.

I watched his hands as he worked. Broad, steady, competent. He handled a fragile beaker filled with nitric acid with the same gentle confidence he used to suture a wound. He was a constant, a fixed point. For years, I had viewed his presence as a necessary backdrop to my own brilliance, a sounding board for my theories. But here, in this suffocatingly small space, his physical presence was no longer a background element. It was the primary variable, the one piece of evidence that was beginning to throw all of my calculations into disarray. He was a grounding force, an anchor, and I felt, for the first time, the unnerving sensation of his pull.

Sleep, as it often did, eluded me. But tonight, the cause was not the familiar hum of an unsolved problem or the lingering effects of a seven-percent solution. It was a disquiet of a different sort. The data from the afternoon—the warmth of his skin, the steady rhythm of his breathing, the solid presence of him in my space—refused to be filed away. It was corrupt data, an anomaly that infected the entire system.

Giving up on my bed, I descended the stairs into the sitting room. The fire had burned down to a bed of glowing embers, casting a deep, orange light that painted the familiar room in shadows. And in his chair, a silhouette I would know anywhere, sat Watson. A half-empty glass of brandy was cradled in his hand, his head bowed as if in prayer. He was so lost in thought that he didn’t hear my approach.

I stood in the doorway, observing. This was not the placid, content Watson of the afternoon. This was a man weighted down by something. The line of his shoulders, usually so straight, was curved inward. The hand holding the glass was perfectly still, but there was a tension in it, a tightly coiled energy.

"The fog appears to have seeped into your thoughts as well, Doctor," I said, my voice quiet in the still room.

He didn't startle. He simply lifted his head, his eyes finding mine in the gloom. "Holmes. I didn't hear you." He swirled the amber liquid in his glass. "It's nights like these. The quiet. It reminds me of the field hospitals."

I moved to stand by the mantelpiece, leaning my arm against it. I said nothing, offering him the silence he seemed to require.

"We had an orderly," he began, his voice low and slightly rough. "Murray. A boy from Kent, barely twenty. Cheerful sort, always had a joke, even when things were at their worst. He… he took a ball to the leg at Maiwand. It wasn't a bad wound. I’d seen worse, patched up worse. I cleaned it, stitched it myself. Told him he'd be back to complaining about the army rations in a week."

He took a slow drink of his brandy, the glass clicking softly against his teeth. "Fever set in two days later. Sepsis. There was nothing to be done. I held his hand while he died. He was delirious, asking for his mother. All I could do was sit there. This hand," he said, looking down at his own, "the one that was supposed to fix him, just held on while the life went out of him."

He fell silent. The only sound was the soft hiss of the embers. He wasn't telling a story for dramatic effect or for sympathy. He was stating a fact. A memory carved into him. And the raw, unvarnished grief in his voice… it was a frequency I had never tuned into before. It bypassed my analytical mind entirely and struck something deeper, something dormant in my chest. It was a profound, aching pressure.

I looked at him, truly looked at him, not as my biographer or my flatmate, but as a man who carried the weight of other men's lives in his hands. The steadfast loyalty, the quiet compassion—I had always catalogued them as sentimental traits. Now, I saw them for what they were: the scars of a profound capacity to feel. And in that moment, staring at him in the dying firelight, I felt a connection that had nothing to do with logic or deduction. It was a new clue, the first piece of an entirely different kind of puzzle. One I suddenly, desperately, needed to understand.

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